Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Mustache for a day

As we wind down No Shave November at work we thought it would be fun if we all just sported the stache for a day before Thanksgiving break. 

Boy was that a mistake.

I'd classify myself as a pretty observant guy, so I don't think it's just me being paranoid.  People averted eyes way more quickly, and were less friendly.  Younger girls practially ran away.

Pre-stache semi strangers actually complimented me on my newly budding goatee during the month, noticing and acknowledging the change.  Today I was bane.

I made eye contact with the lady at the dept store and I could see her quick look down at my stache and back up. Her chipper attitude went down a teeny notch.  Not a crazy change but it happened!

So the truth is Truth.  Wearing a mustache is just as bad as everyone perceives. 

Basically do not wear one unless you are any of the following:

An on duty police officer or fireman
Over 40 years old
Under 40 but dress like a hipster
Hiding a hair lip

Who else can pull of a mustache without being a creepster?